10. Dogs are good. (Maybe if we associate oxytocin with dogs people will give it to their children)
9. Disney has money (Lets ignore accessibility issues and go to Disney land and ask for donations)
8. Susan Boyle is popular (Lets diagnose her and everyone else too)
7. Lets complain about people being rude. (This way we can look like we are defending Autistic people when we are actually slandering them.)
6. Minecraft is cool (Lets take credit for Stuart Duncan's Minecraft server. Our manual DOS attack shut down his server)
5. Katy Perry is popular ("Non-verbal" singers are so cute)
4. No need to distinguish between Aspergers and Autism. (can we put a tracking device on Susan Boyle...wondering could be dangerous for her?)
3. Lets complain about popular people being rude. (This way we can look like we are defending Autistic people when we are actually slandering them.)
2. Better talk about Football (Fox sports is our partner)
1. Lost and alone in a big city like New York, how could this have happened? (better not mention how this happened it might make us look bad.)
http://www.autismspeaks.org/news/news-item/10-big-autism-news-stories-2013
